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Episode Release 8/22/25 - Wants and Needs

  • Writer: Objectified Team
    Objectified Team
  • 16 hours ago
  • 2 min read

FIRST CONTACT IS OUT NOW!


Objectified, First Contact, Out now


- Episode 83: "First Contact" is out now.

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- Updated SHOP

‣ Added Fossil-themed plastic tumbler

‣ Added Painkiller shirt and pullover - Due to network issues, the textless release art for ep83 will be uploaded to the Misc. Gallery at a later date.




Upcoming episode, Vampiric Gambits Finale, Coming September 5th featuring Spool and Citrus

Episode 84: "Vampiric Gambits : Finale" is now available to read on Itch.io and Patreon.




OTHER NOOZ



Objectified merchandise advertisement featuring a shirt and pullover with painkiller on them and a plastic cup with a fossil pattern on it. Text says, New shirt, pullover, and drinkware available now! Objectified comic dot com forward slash shop.

We've released new merch featuring Painkiller and Fossil. You can find them here!


A picture of a pile of razor and gum enamel pins. Text says Gum and Razor pins available now. Objectified comic dot com slash shop.

Our Gum + Razor pins sets are now available to buy here!



Objectified, Hokkaido acrylic shakers are now available! Link to shop page

Wagyu acrylic shakers are now available and can be purchased here!

We have a limited stock of 500 keychains, so don't wait too long-- it might be a while before they return!



Help trans people in Texas keep affordable care

Help us help Texas!


Due to the current political climate in the United States, trans healthcare clinics all around the country are under attack. These clinics help trans people access affordable treatment and mental health resources. Without these clinics, it might be strenuous, overly-complicated, or impossible for thousands of trans people to pursue their own happiness as they scatter to find doctors and insurance companies that will allow them to affordably transition medically.


This link takes you to a donation page for Kind, a struggling clinic that provides hormone-replacement therapy and much more to trans people in Texas. Please donate if you can, and help ensure a safer and happier future for more than 30 thousand patients for as long as possible!



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UP AND COMING


Reach of Ice title displayed over a promotional image of Citrus.

Reach of Ice production is underway! Subscribe to our Patreon to gain access to concept art and a preview of the episode that is now available to patrons.



Production for the Wagyu plush is kicking off very soon-- here’s a sneak peek!


This is the approved sample from the production company we’ve been working with.


A total of 500 plushies will be made, each standing around 14 inches tall (a lot bigger than a Makeship!). They’ll be available for $35 each and come with a removable accessory. We'll announce when they drop, so stay tuned and follow us on social media/subscribe to our mailing list with email or RSS to be notified when they're here!



 
 
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