Episode Release 8/22/25 - Wants and Needs
- Objectified Team
- 16 hours ago
- 2 min read
FIRST CONTACT IS OUT NOW!

- Episode 83: "First Contact" is out now.
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- Updated SHOP
‣ Added Fossil-themed plastic tumbler
‣ Added Painkiller shirt and pullover - Due to network issues, the textless release art for ep83 will be uploaded to the Misc. Gallery at a later date.
Episode 84: "Vampiric Gambits : Finale" is now available to read on Itch.io and Patreon.
OTHER NOOZ

We've released new merch featuring Painkiller and Fossil. You can find them here!

Our Gum + Razor pins sets are now available to buy here!

Wagyu acrylic shakers are now available and can be purchased here!
We have a limited stock of 500 keychains, so don't wait too long-- it might be a while before they return!

Help us help Texas!
Due to the current political climate in the United States, trans healthcare clinics all around the country are under attack. These clinics help trans people access affordable treatment and mental health resources. Without these clinics, it might be strenuous, overly-complicated, or impossible for thousands of trans people to pursue their own happiness as they scatter to find doctors and insurance companies that will allow them to affordably transition medically.
This link takes you to a donation page for Kind, a struggling clinic that provides hormone-replacement therapy and much more to trans people in Texas. Please donate if you can, and help ensure a safer and happier future for more than 30 thousand patients for as long as possible!

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UP AND COMING

Reach of Ice production is underway! Subscribe to our Patreon to gain access to concept art and a preview of the episode that is now available to patrons.
Production for the Wagyu plush is kicking off very soon-- here’s a sneak peek!
This is the approved sample from the production company we’ve been working with.
A total of 500 plushies will be made, each standing around 14 inches tall (a lot bigger than a Makeship!). They’ll be available for $35 each and come with a removable accessory. We'll announce when they drop, so stay tuned and follow us on social media/subscribe to our mailing list with email or RSS to be notified when they're here!