STROBES IS OUT NOW! Click here to read it! - Episode 109: "Strobes" is out now. ​​​ - Updated MISC GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added teaser art for episode 109 to gallery​ ‣ Added release art for episode 109 to gallery Episode 110: "Mistaken" is now available to read on Itch.io and Patreon. OTHER NOOZ Help us help Texas! Due to the current political climate in the United States, trans healthcare clinics all around the country are under attack. These clinics help trans people access a

Click here to see our listing! We've restocked our Dynamite/Mushroom enamel pins, and you can buy them here! As usual, there is a limited stock, so don't wait too long! Thanks once again for your support, and we hope you have a nice weekend.

Click here to see our new listing! In collaboration with talented artist VXCL, we're proud to present our newest poster! Head to our Fourthwall store to check it out!

INITIATION IS OUT NOW! Click here to read it! - Episode 108: "Initiation" is out now. ​​​ - Updated MISC GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added teaser art for episode 108 to gallery​ ‣ Added release art for episode 108 to gallery - Updated information on Citrus Plush Pre-Orders. Production of the stuffed toys has been completed! Episode 109: "Strobes" is now available to read on Itch.io and Patreon. OTHER NOOZ Help us help Texas! Due to the current political climate in the United States,

Click here to see our new listing! With a limited stock of 200 pairs, our Brandy, Minty, and Sugarcube enamel pins are now available to buy through our Etsy store! Don't miss out on your opportunity to get this enamel pin set featuring an entire four characters for the price of two! Thank you for reading our comic!!!

THE PIT IS OUT NOW! Click here to read it! - Episode 107: "The Pit" is out now. ​​​ - Updated MISC GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added teaser art for episode 107 to gallery​ ‣ Added release art for episode 107 to gallery - Updated information on Citrus Plush Pre-Orders. Safety testing has been completed, and the toys are now being made. Episode 108: "Initiation" is now available to read on Itch.io and Patreon. OTHER NOOZ Help us help Texas! Due to the current political climate in the

JACKPOT IS OUT NOW! Click here to read it! - Episode 106: "Jackpot" is out now. ​​​ - Updated MISC GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added teaser art for episode 106 to gallery​ ‣ Added release art for episode 106 to gallery - Updated Episode Collection ‣ Added introductory alerts for every main character ‣ Moved ID_SYMBIOTE spawn alert to episode 32 ‣ Updated Recalibrating to include Spool's tattered cheeks ‣ Added a new graphic to let readers know when alerts appears under an episode's n

DOWNER IS OUT NOW! Click here to read it! - Episode 105: "Downer" is out now. ​​​ - Updated MISC GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added teaser art for episode 105 to gallery​ ‣ Added release art for episode 105 to gallery Episode 106: "Jackpot" is now available to read on Itch.io and Patreon. OTHER NOOZ Help us help Texas! Due to the current political climate in the United States, trans healthcare clinics all around the country are under attack. These clinics help trans people access affo

LIMITED STOCK! Click here to view the listing! The Citrus plush pre-order has restocked for the final time this year. Sales will stay open until July 11th! Read more about it here.

LIMITED STOCK! Click here to view the listing! The Citrus plush pre-order has restocked! Don't wait too long, because we're only stocking 250 a week until July 11th. Read more about it here.

MELTING GRACE IS OUT NOW! Click here to read it! - Episode 104: "Melting Grace" is out now. ​​​ - Updated MISC GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added teaser art for episode 104 to gallery​ ‣ Added release art for episode 104 to gallery - Updated WORLD GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added concept art for Sea of Lights robes to gallery - Updated CHARACTER GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added concept art for Wick to gallery ‣ Added concept art for some background characters to gallery Episode 105: "Downer" is now

LIMITED STOCK! Click here to view the listing! The Citrus plush is now available to pre-order! Don't wait too long, because we're only stocking 250 a week until July 11th. Read more about it here. Citrus and Spool hard enamel pins will also be restocking this weekend, at 12:00PM CT on Sunday in our Etsy store. This is our new and improved 2nd-edition set, where Citrus is cast purely in gold-colored metal rather than black nickel.

NIGHT LIGHTS IS OUT NOW! Click here to read it! - Episode 103: "Night Lights" is out now. ​​​ - Updated MISC GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added teaser art for episode 103 to gallery​ ‣ Added release art for episode 103 to gallery Episode 104: "Melting Grace" is now available to read on Itch.io and Patreon. OTHER NOOZ Help us help Texas! Due to the current political climate in the United States, trans healthcare clinics all around the country are under attack. These clinics help trans

BODY IS OUT NOW! Click here to read it! - Episode 102: "Body" is out now. ​​​ - Updated MISC GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added teaser art for episode 102 to gallery​ ‣ Added release art for episode 102 to gallery Episode 103: "Night Lights" is now available to read on Itch.io and Patreon. OTHER NOOZ Help us help Texas! Due to the current political climate in the United States, trans healthcare clinics all around the country are under attack. These clinics help trans people access aff

GEMINI IS OUT NOW! Click here to read it! - Episode 101: "Gemini" is out now. ​​​ - Updated MISC GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added teaser art for episode 101 to gallery​ ‣ Added release art for episode 101 to gallery Episode 102: "Body" is now available to read on Itch.io and Patreon. OTHER NOOZ Help us help Texas! Due to the current political climate in the United States, trans healthcare clinics all around the country are under attack. These clinics help trans people access afforda

Are you caught up? Good. I've waited a long time to write one of these. May 1st, 2026 is the day that a main cast member of Objectified has officially kicked the bucket for the first time. And no, we're not counting Mushroom. Minty is dead. Not only does this mark a major turning point for Objectified as a story, but it also signals the beginning of the series carrying out what makes it a performance art– something I’ve kept to myself until today. He was created in 2021, orig

WITHER IS OUT NOW! Click here to read it! - Episode 100: "Wither" is out now. ​​​ - Updated MISC GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added teaser art for episode 100 to gallery​ ‣ Added release art for episode 100 to gallery - Updated CAST page ‣ Updated Brandy's health state ‣ Updated Minty's health state - Posted our first RETROSPECTIVE to the NOOZ Blog ‣ Go read it! Episode 101: "Gemini" is now available to read on Itch.io and Patreon. OTHER NOOZ Help us help Texas! Due to the current pol

PHYLACTERY IS OUT NOW! Click here to read it! - Episode 99: " Phylactery " is out now. ​​​ - Updated MISC GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added teaser art for episode 99 to gallery​ ‣ Added release art for episode 99 to gallery - Updated CAST page ‣ Gave the page a makeover ‣ Added shortcut to Turtleshell's Journal ‣ Health states and character species were given text labels ‣ Text labels can be clicked to expand descriptions of health states and species ‣ Updated Mushroom's assigned

PARADISE IS OUT NOW! Click here to read it! - Episode 98: " Paradise " is out now. ​​​ - Updated MISC GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added teaser art for episode 98 to gallery​ ‣ Added release art for episode 98 to gallery - Happy 4th Birthday, Objectified! Episode 99: " Phylactery " is now available to read on Itch.io and Patreon . OTHER NOOZ Help us help Texas! Due to the current political climate in the United States, trans healthcare clinics all around the country are under attac

UPPER IS OUT NOW! Click here to read it! - Episode 97: " Upper " is out now. ​​​ - Updated MISC GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added teaser art for episode 97 to gallery​ ‣ Added release art for episode 97 to gallery Episode 98: " Paradise " is now available to read on Itch.io and Patreon . OTHER NOOZ Help us help Texas! Due to the current political climate in the United States, trans healthcare clinics all around the country are under attack. These clinics help trans people access a