LIMITED STOCK! Click here to view the listing! The Citrus plush is now available to pre-order! Don't wait too long, because we're only stocking 250 a week until July 11th. Read more about it here. Citrus and Spool hard enamel pins will also be restocking this weekend, at 12:00PM CT on Sunday in our Etsy store. This is our new and improved 2nd-edition set, where Citrus is cast purely in gold-colored metal rather than black nickel.

NIGHT LIGHTS IS OUT NOW! Click here to read it! - Episode 103: "Night Lights" is out now. ​​​ - Updated MISC GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added teaser art for episode 103 to gallery​ ‣ Added release art for episode 103 to gallery Episode 104: "Melting Grace" is now available to read on Itch.io and Patreon. OTHER NOOZ Help us help Texas! Due to the current political climate in the United States, trans healthcare clinics all around the country are under attack. These clinics help trans

BODY IS OUT NOW! Click here to read it! - Episode 102: "Body" is out now. ​​​ - Updated MISC GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added teaser art for episode 102 to gallery​ ‣ Added release art for episode 102 to gallery Episode 103: "Night Lights" is now available to read on Itch.io and Patreon. OTHER NOOZ Help us help Texas! Due to the current political climate in the United States, trans healthcare clinics all around the country are under attack. These clinics help trans people access aff

GEMINI IS OUT NOW! Click here to read it! - Episode 101: "Gemini" is out now. ​​​ - Updated MISC GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added teaser art for episode 101 to gallery​ ‣ Added release art for episode 101 to gallery Episode 102: "Body" is now available to read on Itch.io and Patreon. OTHER NOOZ Help us help Texas! Due to the current political climate in the United States, trans healthcare clinics all around the country are under attack. These clinics help trans people access afforda

Are you caught up? Good. I've waited a long time to write one of these. May 1st, 2026 is the day that a main cast member of Objectified has officially kicked the bucket for the first time. And no, we're not counting Mushroom. Minty is dead. Not only does this mark a major turning point for Objectified as a story, but it also signals the beginning of the series carrying out what makes it a performance art– something I’ve kept to myself until today. He was created in 2021, orig

WITHER IS OUT NOW! Click here to read it! - Episode 100: "Wither" is out now. ​​​ - Updated MISC GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added teaser art for episode 100 to gallery​ ‣ Added release art for episode 100 to gallery - Updated CAST page ‣ Updated Brandy's health state ‣ Updated Minty's health state - Posted our first RETROSPECTIVE to the NOOZ Blog ‣ Go read it! Episode 101: "Gemini" is now available to read on Itch.io and Patreon. OTHER NOOZ Help us help Texas! Due to the current pol

PHYLACTERY IS OUT NOW! Click here to read it! - Episode 99: " Phylactery " is out now. ​​​ - Updated MISC GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added teaser art for episode 99 to gallery​ ‣ Added release art for episode 99 to gallery - Updated CAST page ‣ Gave the page a makeover ‣ Added shortcut to Turtleshell's Journal ‣ Health states and character species were given text labels ‣ Text labels can be clicked to expand descriptions of health states and species ‣ Updated Mushroom's assigned

PARADISE IS OUT NOW! Click here to read it! - Episode 98: " Paradise " is out now. ​​​ - Updated MISC GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added teaser art for episode 98 to gallery​ ‣ Added release art for episode 98 to gallery - Happy 4th Birthday, Objectified! Episode 99: " Phylactery " is now available to read on Itch.io and Patreon . OTHER NOOZ Help us help Texas! Due to the current political climate in the United States, trans healthcare clinics all around the country are under attac

UPPER IS OUT NOW! Click here to read it! - Episode 97: " Upper " is out now. ​​​ - Updated MISC GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added teaser art for episode 97 to gallery​ ‣ Added release art for episode 97 to gallery Episode 98: " Paradise " is now available to read on Itch.io and Patreon . OTHER NOOZ Help us help Texas! Due to the current political climate in the United States, trans healthcare clinics all around the country are under attack. These clinics help trans people access a

RECOLLECTION IS OUT NOW! Click here to read it! - Episode 96: " Recollection " is out now. ​​​ - Updated MISC GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added teaser art for episode 96 to gallery​ ‣ Added release art for episode 96 to gallery ‣ Fixed links to episodes in teaser/release art galleries Episode 97: " Upper " is now available to read on Itch.io and Patreon . OTHER NOOZ Help us help Texas! Due to the current political climate in the United States, trans healthcare clinics all around t

THE VISITOR IS OUT NOW! Click here to read it! - Episode 95: " The Visitor " is out now. ​​​ - Updated MISC GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added teaser art for episode 95 to gallery​ ‣ Added release art for episode 95 to gallery Episode 96: " Recollection " is now available to read on Itch.io and Patreon . OTHER NOOZ Help us help Texas! Due to the current political climate in the United States, trans healthcare clinics all around the country are under attack. These clinics help tran

TRAPPERS IS OUT NOW! Click here to read it! - Episode 94: " Trappers " is out now. ​​​ - Updated MISC GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added teaser art for episode 94 to gallery​ ‣ Added release art for episode 94 to gallery Episode 95: " The Visitor " is now available to read on Itch.io and Patreon . OTHER NOOZ Dragonscale and Wagyu enamel pins are dropping tomorrow! They'll be available on our Etsy store at 12:00 PM CT. They come in pairs and are limited in stock, so don't wait too

NIGHTCRAWLER IS OUT NOW! Click here to read it! - Episode 93: " Nightcrawler " is out now. ​​​ - Updated MISC GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added teaser art for episode 93 to gallery​ ‣ Added release art for episode 93 to gallery - Updated Outer Ring Explorer ​ ‣ Version 1.6.3 is now available. See game change log for more details. - Updated REPOSITORY in EXTRAS ‣ Added font "NIGHTCRAWLER" to repository Episode 94: " Trappers " is now available to read on Itch.io and Patreon . OTH

STARLIGHT WALTZ IS OUT NOW! Click here to read it! - Episode 92: " Starlight Waltz " is out now. ​​​ - Updated MISC GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added teaser art for episode 92 to gallery​ ‣ Added release art for episode 92 to gallery Episode 93: " Nightcrawler " is now available to read on Itch.io and Patreon . OTHER NOOZ Starting at the very end of this year, from December 29th to January 11th, we’ll be taking our first scheduled hiatus. Why the break? We usually work far ahead,

REACH OF ICE IS OUT NOW! Click here to read it! - Bonus Comic: " REACH OF ICE " is out now. ​​​ - Updated MISC GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added teaser art for Reach of Ice to gallery​ ‣ Added release art for Reach of Ice to gallery - Updated BONUS COMICS INDEX in EXTRAS ‣ Added functional link and publication date for Reach of Ice ​ - Updated TURTLESHELL'S JOURNAL in EXTRAS ‣ Added Morrigan entry ‣ Made book tabs interactive ‣ Added webpage navigator/index ‣ Added character

LAW OF ATTRACTION IS OUT NOW! Click here to read it! - Episode 91: " Law of Attraction " is out now. ​​​ - Updated MISC GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added teaser art for episode 91 to gallery​ ‣ Added release art for episode 91 to gallery - Updated REACH OF ICE tracker ‣ Updated progress bar ‣ We're ready to go! Episode 92: " Starlight Waltz " is now available to read on Itch.io and Patreon . OTHER NOOZ Starting at the very end of this year, from December 29th to January 11th, w

LUCIDITY IS OUT NOW! Click here to read it! - Episode 90: " Lucidity " is out now. ​​​ - Updated MISC GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added teaser art for episode 90 to gallery​ ‣ Added release art for episode 90 to gallery - Updated REACH OF ICE tracker ‣ Updated progress bar ‣ Added official release date Episode 91: " Law of Attraction " is now available to read on Itch.io and Patreon . OTHER NOOZ Starting at the very end of this year, from December 29th to January 11th, we’ll be

GROUND ZERO IS OUT NOW! Click here to read it! - Episode 89: " Ground Zero " is out now. ​​​ - Updated MISC GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added teaser art for episode 89 to gallery​ ‣ Added release art for episode 89 to gallery - Updated CHARACTER GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added Coldwave ref for Razor to gallery ‣ Added Coldwave ref for Gum to gallery - Updated APOCALYPSE GUIDE ‣ Updated Egstrom tracker to inactive state - Updated HOME ‣ Removed Egstrom from weather alert banner - Upd

C̶l̶i̶c̶k̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶e̶e̶ ̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶n̶e̶w̶ ̶l̶i̶s̶t̶i̶n̶g̶!̶ Notice: The plush has sold out in around 2.5 days! Thank you so much, and we're deeply sorry if you missed out. We have decided that we'll be restocking him after the Citrus and Dynamite plushies are made and before we start a new plush vote. After months of anticipation, the Wagyu plush is finally available for purchase through our Etsy store! We’re starting with a very limited run of just 500 plushies as

A MOMENT IS OUT NOW! Click here to read it! - Episode 88: " A Moment " is out now. ​​​ - Updated MISC GALLERY in EXTRAS ‣ Added teaser art for episode 88 to gallery​ ‣ Added release art for episode 88 to gallery - Updated Website ‣ Tool tips have been fixed (hopefully). ‣ Additionally, alt-text has been added to the status/animal graphics on the CAST page. ​ - Updated Episode Collection ‣ Added descriptive alt text to episodes 19, 20, 21, 22, and 23. - Happy Halloween! Ep