OBJECTIFIED is a BFDI / Inanimate Insanity inspired horror webcomic. Viewer discretion is advised.
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
My order never arrived! Can you help me?
Yes! Though, it depends on where you've made your purchase.
If you purchased something from our Etsy store and haven't received a tracking update in seven days, we will replace your order for free. Just shoot us a message via Etsy and give us your order number. We will confirm that your package is missing and provide you with a new tracking number.
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If you've shopped with us using Teespring, please send a ticket to their official support page to request help or a refund. If you've shopped with us using Fourthwall, you can similarly contact them using support@fourthwall.com.
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If you placed an order with us and did not receive any confirmation email, please make sure that you didn't place the order using your business email address. Sometimes, email addresses that are part of a large business network will block incoming emails because of security systems. We will also not be able to reply to your email asking for help if you contact us using this email address. Please shop online using a personal email.
When do you restock stickers?
Shoot us a message on Etsy and we will restock our stickers. Etsy does not notify us when our listing stock reaches zero, so we usually just need to be poked about it. If our store is on vacation mode, we cannot restock.
Can I take inspiration from Objectified for my comic/story/AU/etc?
Of course! We are lenient with this and only ask that you credit us somehow, even if it is only when you are inquired about it.
Are you guys hiring/open to collaborate?
We are not currently hiring or seeking to collaborate.
Do you guys have an official Discord community server?
We do not, sorry. Running a Discord server is not something we want to do, nor is it something we have the time or resources to manage responsibly.
Are you going to sell plushies/keychains/more pins?
We want to and plan to in the future. Follow us on social media, subscribe to our mailing list, or add us to your RSS feed to be notified when we do!
Can I commission someone to make Objectified merch for me?
Yes. We do allow readers to commission artists and businesses to make them personal items that we do not currently provide. This means that you can pay someone to make you a Razor plush, for example, which several people have apparently done already.
Can I produce and sell Objectified merch?
While we do allow fans to commission artists and plush makers for personal use, we do not allow anyone to manufacture and sell Objectified merchandise to the masses. We may occasionally sweep the web for unauthorized listings and have them taken down.
Can you update the comic repository for translators?
We are currently too busy to update the repository (sorry).
How the hell do you do it?
If you're looking for insights into how we function as a team or how we approach the medium, we do have some reading material for you.
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To learn how we approached the technical stuff, click here. This is a blog post explaining how we made our website and includes a ton of our advice for approaching webcomics (we need to update it).
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To learn how we function as a team, here is a blog post going through our two-week process and the work that we have to do.
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We currently don't take personal live interviews, but you can email us with additional questions about how we make Objectified work.
How long will book one be? When will book two start?
The scope of the project sometimes changes depending on a number of factors that are sometimes out of our control, so it's hard to say. Originally, Objectified was only around 70-something episodes in total. Things like late-stage events, balancing story arc timing, and new ideas will often lengthen the series.
Will book one have new main characters? What about book two?
Yes and yes.
What is a "Faux" object?
Faux objects descend from Faux, the late lawless king of Old Expanse (now known as Outskirts). These characters are often identified by their red irises that have distinct black pupils, though some have the ability to hide their features similarly to Faux. Descendants of Faux present different traits depending on how closely related they are to her.
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Closely related characters often have long bodies, fly, and have curved claws. Far descendants are more likely to have a special hidden ability that can help them in a survival situation, though they may not be aware of it until it is too late.
How does starsheet progress?
Starsheet is an affliction that takes hold of characters who are in the vicinity of a hive core. While starsheet itself is relatively harmless, it is a ticking time bomb, as it will inevitably advance into one of three deadly afflictions.
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Hive core induced madness will only advance once, meaning that a character will only be afflicted with one of three ONSET_ADVANCE afflictions.
Will we see the other regions in the comic?
Yes.
Will every main character get a bonus comic?
Probably not at the same scope of ROI, Trial by Fire, or Order and Law, but we plan on holding over the community with short bonus comics after book one ends while we work on writing book two.
Will you ever release new stickers?
It will depend on how much time we have to stock new sets. Currently we aren't sure, because the role of sticker making was just recently passed to someone else on the team.
When will we see more of Gum's targets?
Soon! We had to get through the Egstrom arc first.
Was that really Fuzzball's mom?
Yes.
Is the fur stuck in Razor supposed to be Fuzzball? What happened?
Razor and Fuzzball got on a boat together and were capsized during a storm, causing Fuzzball to be torn to shreds and embedded into Razor's head and shell. So yes.
Why were Comet episodes so rare?
Comet is a story-telling device primarily used to mark major changes in the environment or foreshadow horrible, terrible things. They have since been added to the regular character cycle.
How does medically transitioning work in Objectified?
Primarily what will change is the pitch of a character's voice. Changes in behavior are almost exclusive to bestial objects and will depend on their assigned animal.
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Due to voice-changing surgery not being an option for transfem characters on account of our characters having no organs, we've changed the way that things would realistically work so that voice pitch can actually raise with the use of estrogen instead.
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What happened to adoptables?
They are now handled on the artist's personal social media account and can be viewed here.
When will the new apocalypse guide roll out?
We are currently working on this!
My question wasn't here! What now?
Don't worry! You can email us at officialobjectified@gmail.com with your questions. We typically respond in 1-5 business days, though we may take longer depending on our availability.
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Thanks for reading Objectified!