Episode Release 12/12/25 - Open Your Eyes
- Objectified Team
- 1 minute ago
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LAW OF ATTRACTION IS OUT
NOW!

- Episode 91: "Law of Attraction" is out now.
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- Updated MISC GALLERYÂ in EXTRAS
‣ Added teaser art for episode 91 to gallery​
‣ Added release art for episode 91 to gallery
- Updated REACH OF ICE tracker
‣ Updated progress bar
‣ We're ready to go!
Episode 92: "Starlight Waltz" is now available to read on Itch.io and Patreon.
OTHER NOOZ

Starting at the very end of this year, from December 29th to January 11th, we’ll be taking our first scheduled hiatus.
Why the break?
We usually work far ahead, using that extra time (also known as “buffer") to take short yearly vacations, usually around Christmas. We’ve never missed a release, but keeping up that streak meant doing extra work on days off afterwards, often for months at a time. That’s not sustainable, so we’re trying something else:
From now on, whenever we take vacations, instead of spending months slowly rebuilding our buffer, we’ll take a two-week break to create the extra episode we need to get ahead again. During those two weeks, there will be no social media teasers and no episode, but afterwards, everything will resume as normal.
You can survive two weeks without us, right?

Chainsaw is closing down shop soon! From December 15th to December 29th, our Etsy store will be closed for the holidays. Here's our fair warning!
You'll still be able to purchase goods from Fourthwall, but our stickers, pin-back buttons, keychains, and enamel pins will be temporarily unavailable. Don't wait too long!

Help us help Texas!
Due to the current political climate in the United States, trans healthcare clinics all around the country are under attack. These clinics help trans people access affordable treatment and mental health resources. Without these clinics, it might be strenuous, overly-complicated, or impossible for thousands of trans people to pursue their own happiness as they scatter to find doctors and insurance companies that will allow them to affordably transition medically.
This link takes you to a donation page for Kind, a struggling clinic that provides hormone-replacement therapy and much more to trans people in Texas. Please donate if you can, and help ensure a safer and happier future for more than 30 thousand patients for as long as possible!

We're migrating to Bluesky, though whether or not we completely drop Twitter will depend on you! If you're sick of Twitter's atmosphere, please consider registering for Bluesky and following us there.
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UP AND COMING

Reach of Ice production is finally complete!
Reach of Ice will be releasing December 25th. Subscribe to our Patreon to gain access to concept art and a preview of the episode.



