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OBJECTIFIED is a BFDI / Inanimate Insanity inspired horror webcomic. Viewer discretion is advised.

Ep 94. Trappers

2/6/26

Bic says, Okay, Maggots. We're going to figure this routine shit out and we're doing it today. Dynamite and Mushroom start waking up from inside the den, where Mushroom slept on the dirt couch and Dynamite slept under a pile on the floor. Rubbing her eye, Mushroom asks, Where did you get sunglasses? Dynamite pushes himself up from the ground and spits out dirt. Text says pleh. Bic says, From some inner ring adrenaline junkies that lost them out here camping. Dynamite and Mushroom both say slay in unison.

Mushroom asks, Are you wearing those because you're like, Bootcamping us? Bic says loudly, Obviously. Dynamite asks, How do you know what bootcamp is? Bic says, I get around. Later, it is day time. Bic says, First off, You're learning how to hunt real food.

Dynamite stands tense over the water of a river. Bic stands over him, lifting their glasses to observe the water. Bic says, There you go! They kick a fish out of the water and into Dynamite's face. Dynamite yells. Text says kick. Mushroom enters the water quickly, shouting, Hey! You did all the work! Bic says, Nuh uh. Not all of it. Dynamite's cry is muffled by the fish. Bic says, He literally caught it.

Mushroom yells, You're wasting everybody's time! Dynamite says, Um, guys? Mushroom and Bic look towards Dynamite. Dynamite, with empty paws says, I dropped it. Bic and Mushroom start arguing while Dynamite looks down into the water. His eyes widen as he notices something.

Dynamite starts taking his jacket off. Big blue text says splash. Mushroom and Bic stop arguing, looking towards Dynamite. They both switch to a shocked expression. A scaley tail can be seen in the reflection of Bic's sunglasses.

Dynamite yells, I caught something! His arms are wrapped around a caiman that is tangled in his jacket. Bic shouts, Put that gator down! Mushroom says, That's a caiman. Bic glares at Mushroom, baring their teeth.

Bic shouts, No! We do not hunt those! You won't be able to bite through it! Dynamite says, At least let me try! Mushroom says, Dynamite, I'm happy for you, but what if you can't bite it hard enough? It might suffer. Dynamite opens his mouth and says aah. Big red letters spell Chomp as Dynamite bites hard into the caiman's neck.

Bic says, Are you serious? There's no way. Dynamite's bite draws blood. Mushroom says, Dynamite, you, you did it! Bic thinks to themselves, But, if Packmother thinks I'm a good hunting mentor, then. Someone shouts, Bic! Bic turns around quickly. They say, Oh, Harry. It's just you. Harry says, I've got a little free time. Harry asks, How goes, um, whatever this is? Bic says, Oh, haw! I'll tell you all about it! They push Mushroom out of the way. Mushroom and Dynamite are soon after observing the dead caiman. Mushroom pokes it. Bic says, Harry, these kids are fucking killing me. Packmother's gonna think I'm a good hunter and put me with the girls.

Bic says, Oh, Harry. It's just you. Harry says, I've got a little free time. He asks, How goes, um, whatever this is? Bic says, Ooh, haw! I'll tell you all about it! They push Mushroom out of the way. Bic says, Harry, these kids are fucking killing me. Packmother's gonna think I'm a good hunter and put me with the girls.

Harry says, You are wrong. Bic looks confused. Harry continues, She will think you are a good mentor. And good with kids means. Bic says quietly, Good with grandkids.

Mushroom says to Dynamite, This is great. You're really clever. You used your jacket to trap it huh? Dynamite says, Yep! It couldn't move at all! Mushroom says, That gives me an idea. We might be able to do just what packmother wanted.

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