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OBJECTIFIED is a BFDI / Inanimate Insanity inspired horror webcomic. Viewer discretion is advised.

Ep 107. The Pit

8/7/26

Bic screams, then shouts, Why? Text says chomp as the spore bites down on Bic's arm. A bird of prey can be seen in the distance, flying closer towards Bic and the spore. Bic cries out, You were such a nice baby! The spore is climbing their arm towards their head with a crazed look. The bird opens its talons, looking towards the spore. Meanwhile, Dynamite asks Mushroom, Is there anything I can do? Mushroom says, I don't know. I hate this place. Suddenly, Mushroom's expression changes as she feels something sever.

Mushroom says, I. Dynamite says, Maybe they'll let us go home soon? Mushroom stands up to her full height with a vacant stare as Dynamite continues, After we give them the tools to do it themselves! Or, we can find a plastic spoon and dig, huh? He is interrupted as Mushroom begins to run off back towards Bic. Text repeats the word step as she runs.

Dynamite shouts, Where are you going now? Mushroom says, I have to check something! Dynamite shouts, Wait! Your legs are way longer than mine!

Bic thinks, Maybe if I gather a lot of cobwebs, I won't be in trouble! I knew I was gonna get kicked out of this pack. They're holding a bundle of Shroud's web. They think, I should have just picked a thing and stuck to it! Bic whines while walking. Text says step step. They think, Maybe I was born to be a loner. Bic has tears in their eyes.

Mushroom runs into Bic. Text says bump. Bic stares down in disbelief towards Mushroom, who lays sprawled on the ground. Mushroom groans. Bic stutters while saying, But.

Mushroom sits up, asking, Huh? Bic? Dynamite runs towards the two of them with his arms raised, shouting, Bic! Dynamite asks with urgency, Do you have a spoon? Mushroom looks dazed as Bic groans. The scene switches, starting with two establishing shots of a nicer part of the forest.

All three characters hide in the brush together near a pit trap. Mushroom says, This should be simple. The web should be able to restrain them, while they bleed out. A visual example is provided of an assimilated spray bottle falling inside, showing off the wooden stakes at the bottom of the pit.

Bic pushes Dynamite out of hiding. Text says shove. Dynamite asks with his arms raised defensively, You said this was a high traffic area? Bic shouts, I said a lot of disgusting abominations come through here! Mushroom says, I wanted you to be the bait. Bic screams, I don't care! Bic says, This had better be worth it. They think, There's a dirt covered hunk bathing in the lake right now. Bic mutters, I don't even get to watch. They continue, thinking, And it took him a week to dig this hole!

Dynamite shouts, I'm so defenseless!" Something across the clearing mimics his speech, startling him. An assimilated object stumbles out from the brush, covered in Shroud spines. It continues to mimic Dynamite's speech, saying, I feel like you don't like when you're upset.

Dynamite moans nervously as the parasite stumbled towards him. It says, I don't want to make flowers. It walks onto the trap, falling into the pit. Text describes the sound of the leaves and webs sliding inside. All three hover over the edge of the pit, staring down at the impaled parasite. Mushroom says, It actually worked. Bic is unimpressed, saying, We can fit five in there tops.

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